I am here to lodge a complaint. When you google “Bobdan Hurko” (the GENIUS who invented the self-cleaning oven, of course!) you only get one result. Yes, ONE! You didn’t know there was such a thing as a search that could bring up just one result? It does exist!! While this brilliant man, this God of desperate housewives everywhere, is relegated to a measly single result on Google, I found 1,500 results for “three-legged donkey”.* Go figure…

*Why is this lunatic googling “three-legged donkey”, you ask? Well, can you think of anything more ridiculous to google?