As Mr. T and I entered IKEA to look for track lighting, we reviewed the rules of my favorite game. Punch Buggy at IKEA is just like the Punch Buggy (or Slug Bug) you used to play when you were a kid, except that instead of punching your companion when you see a VW Beetle, the punch comes when you see a pregnant woman.

IKEA holds the Guinness World Record for “Largest Number of Pregnant Women Per Square Foot” in the “Non child-specific retail store” category. Last night, in the course of 20 minutes we saw 10 pregnant women. TEN! Needless to say, poor Mr. T’s arm is purple this morning.