Yes, the big fat Jewish wedding from hell is officially over!  After working non-stop on my feet from 9:30am to 11:00pm, I finally put that bad boy to bed for good!  I’m taking a well-deserved day off, but I thought you’d find this funny:

At 9:30pm

Female guest: Excuse me, do you know at what time the first shuttle leaves?

Me: Yes, ma’am.  It’s leaving at 11:15pm

Female guest: What?  That late?  That’s unacceptable!  I have a small child with me!!  It’s preposterous!

Me: *sigh*

Later on that evening…

Waitress: I need your help.

Me: What’s wrong?

Waitress: The couple over there just told me to bring them a crib because their toddler fell asleep on two chairs.  But, where am I going to get a crib from???  We’re not a hotel!